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Tonight, my wife decided she wanted to try a Krystal burger. I've tried them once and hated them, but I figured, "what the hell." So we pull in, and there's a substantial line at the drive-thru. The car in front of me has pulled away from the ordering box, but not far enough for me to get all the way up there. So rather than pulling up and having the front end of my car trigger the sensor, and listening to them call "Welcome to Krystal, may I take your order?" out to noone in particular, I sit back a half a car length. When the car in front of me moves forward, I'd pull up to the box and place the order.
So these two blonde bimbo bitches pull up behind me in a new white Mercedes. After a gruelling 5-10 seconds of waiting, they start honking at me. I turn around and mouth "What? Where the hell am I going to go?" This doesn't please them, and they decide to go around me. They pull their car around, and try to wedge in front of me. They can't even get 1/3 of their front end in front of me. For a New York minute, I thought about pulling forward and hitting them. At that point, my wife decides that Krystal isn't worth it and says "screw it, let's just go."
I left, but I'm wishing I hadn't. The relative angles of their car to mine would have made it clear that it was their fault, had a police report indeed been filed. And as Kathy Bates' character said in Fried Green Tomatoes, "I'm older and have better insurance." I should have hit the stupid bitch. Sorry for the language, but there's no other way to put it.
Oh, and the punch lines? The drive-thru box was broken, and they were having people pull up to the window. And as I left, I noticed that NONE of the cars had moved.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not normally this vindictive. No, really, I'm not. But these damn bitches were so important that they couldn't wait in line like everybody else. You drive a Mercedes, what the hell are you doing at Krystal anyway?
every once in awhile, ya run across someone who desperately deserves a good beating. it is indeed unfortunate that providing that service will land ya in the slammer.
too many retards and not enough axe handles.
I know how ya feel, and it ain't overly vindictive.
Posted by: the mulletNot liking krystal is blasphemy.
Posted by: SayUncleNot liking krystal is blasphemy.
What can I say? Once you've had a real White Castle burger, it's tough to take the cheap knock-offs like Krystal. :)
Posted by: tgirsch"Once you've had a real White Castle burge"
Only becasue a real White Castle will kill your tastebuds, so it doesn't really matter. A Krystal only maims your tatsebuds ...
Posted by: kevinThey've probably been bitching non-stop about the idiot who wouldn't pull up half a car length at the drive-through.
If it's any consolation, though, anyone that stupid is going to have more than their share of accidents. At least that's what I've told myself in similar situations.
Posted by: M.If you had hit her, the benefits would be diluted by having to spend a fair amount of time in "conversation' with her afterwards.
Posted by: etc,I have encounters like this about once a month here in Denver, but usually at higher speeds... Congrats for maintaining your cool. I'm convinced that I'm going to get hauled off to the pokey one of these days for climbing on top of an SUV and savagely attacking it with a tire iron after the next moron on a cell phone cuts me off or nearly causes an accident of some kind... and then flips me off for honking.
No jury in the world would convict me, though...
Posted by: ZonkerI should have hit the stupid bitch
Wow! For a Liberal, that is some strong language for referring to a woman. I guess real life and politics don't mix, huh?
Posted by: Joshua HooverWow! For a Liberal, that is some strong language for referring to a woman. I guess real life and politics don't mix, huh?
Uh, Josh, are you trying to be ironic?
If so, very clever. If not... you're a dumbass.
Posted by: Joe HillIt is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
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