Wal-Mart has decided not to sell the Daily Show’s America book:

The chain canceled its order for the book after learning that page 99 features a doctored photo of nine naked bodies with the heads of the Supreme Court justices attached.

The book also contains cutout robes, and encourages the reader to “restore their dignity by matching each justice with his or her respective robe.”

But Wal-Mart execs felt that the shock of full frontal nudity might be too much for the unsuspecting shopper’s eyes.

“We felt a majority of our customers would not be comfortable with the image in our stores,” Wal-Mart spokeswomen Karen Burk told the New York Daily News.

Gee, Wally World, why not let the customer decide what they do or don’t want?

See, this is exactly the kind of bullshit that Wal-Mart does that has made me a loyal non-customer for nearly a decade. I don’t need a big retailer babysitting me and telling me what I do and don’t want to see/read/hear. Give me the choice. If they stock it and it isn’t selling, that’s one thing, but to refuse to stock it at all? Yes, that’s their right, and it’s my right to refuse to shop there.

But I’m fortunate: I live in a big enough city that I have plenty other options. In small-town America, it’s way different. Wal-Mart comes in to town, drives all the competition out of business, and then restricts what they will and won’t sell, and people have no choice but to accept it. On the local level, in many areas, Wal-Mart has a monopoly and abuses it. Just because they have competition in the more populous areas of the country doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be held accountable for their monopolistic practices throughout much of the rest of the country.

In the meantime, do like I do: Just say ‘no’ to Wal-Mart.