I’m reposting my previous announcement of the

FIRST-EVER MOVIE SPOILER JEOPARDY CONTEST

E-mail me your Jeopardy-style questions that can be answered by the movie spoilers below and which identify the “surprise-twist ending” movies they came from. (DO NOT POST entries here; send them to ktk@leanleft.com)

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SPOILERS

  1. His father.
  2. His mother.
  3. His mother.
  4. Her penis.
  5. Her penis.
  6. Her psycho ex-boyfriend.
  7. He’s already dead.
  8. He’s already dead.
  9. He’s not really dead.
  10. They’re already dead.
  11. There are no monsters.
  12. He is the mastermind.
  13. The mastermind is him.
  14. The “good” personality is the fake one.
  15. The dead man is the hero.
  16. He really never left Earth.
  17. They really never left Earth.
  18. The rabbit is not from Earth.
  19. He’s solved the crime before.
  20. It’s the wrong bird.