This must be some sort of April Fool’s prank. Because I cannot imagine a world in which George W. Bush actually takes responsibility for a failing of his administration:

“Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government,” Bush said at joint White House news conference with the president of Iraq.

“To the extent the federal government didn’t fully do its job right, I take responsibility,” Bush said.

*THUD* *shakes head* Wha happen, did I pass out or something? I must have.

This must be part of some sort of sinister new Rovian scheme that I just haven’t figured out yet. Maybe they’ll claim that the feds didn’t do as good a job as they should have in informing the states that they were on their own, since this isn’t the federal government’s job in Groverland.

But still, any admission of fault from these people — especially this president — is mind-boggling! Next thing you know, they’ll be saying “You know, maybe those ties between Iraq and al-Qaeda weren’t quite what we thought…”

Nah, who am I kidding…