It is unusual for a cat to urinate on a person but I’ve heard of it. it makes more sense when realizing you were in bed asleep and that the cat has been urinating in inappropriate spots. it may have been writing its name on you so to speak but was more likely in pain and confused.
I have experienced many times that when cats find urination painful they will sometimes associate that with the litter box and try different spots,especially a soft to the touch area thats completely different than the hardness of the sandy litter… they may also have strong urges at different times and become confused about the whole issue especially if they are experiencing frequent pain and urges to pee.
The zoloft might actually work for several reasons…for one some of the latest research about cats and urinary issues is in the area of a disease that mimics a urinary tract infection with painful urination , frequent urges to go, and will have proteins or blood in urine samples but is actually and inflamation of the lining of the urinary tract and is instigated by stress hormones! of course the zoloft keeps the cat from being so stressed and can stop the problem by stopping the release of the stress hormones. also if it is more behavior related zoloft can help there as well. also having several pristine litter boxes and trying to keep stressors out of the cats world…ie interactions with rival or strange cats or dogs or changes in enviroment or food…loud noise, lack of attention from you. Diet can also affect your cat negatively…sometimes changing to a better quality wet food which does not contain grains can work wonders…if you change the food do it slowly as that is a major change that can add stress…if you do it gradually …they dont seem to notice.
I know that it may seem like a lot of trouble to go to for a pet but actually its just trying to understand the problem…better to try and figure out the cause of the problem and fix it than having ruined items and constantly having to clean or resurface areas of your home. good luck.

Anyway, I am here because I have made an appointment to get the cat put down, I don’t want to though.

Weve tried prozax pills for kitty, rules out infections with the vet, ruled out hyperthyroidism, bought feliway (hormone spray) and various other brands of it, nothing works, not cat litter, not sticky tape where they pee,.. she just finds other places.

Anyone defending cats should remember that they won’t think twice about playing with your toe tag as they wheel you out of your house for the last time. Your dog will actually miss you.