When I was a boy …
by KevinFebruary 14th, 2006
I swear, the old codger they have doing commentary for the figure skating competitions has to be a joke. His commentary runs something like this:
“Oh, that’s just awful. The skaters do X so badly know. They used to do it so much better back in the day. And their costumes, they look like old dish clothes. The costumes used to be so much better. And the women aren’t as pretty as they used to be, either. Not like when I was young. And they have no elegance. Why, when I was a boy the figure skaters skated over piranhas. Nazi piranhas. Hungry Nazi piranhas that would kill you for a bad stitch in your costume. And they liked it. “
I had a dream last night that I cut a hole in the Olympic ice, opened a beer, and started fishing. Then Michelle Kwan came over and we got it on.
He must have been hired by the same guy who chose the two guys with the incredibly stereotypical Canadian accents to do the Curling commentary.