And I can confidently say that my vacation can beat up Uncle’s Vacation:
Then again, I’m pretty sure his vacation could shoot mine…
More vacation notes to follow.
Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again.
It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
-- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
No girl drinks on my vacation except for the girls
Welcome back
Comment 3/13/2006
I don’t consider a Mojito to be a “girl drink” (especially given that it’s mostly rum), but okay.
Comment 3/13/2006
Well, I went to Coney Island about 6 months ago (it’s on my subway line).
Woo hoo!
Comment 3/14/2006