Tgirsch For President! by tgirsch

This year I will turn 35, so I figure I might as well get it out of the way and announce that I’m seeking the Democratic nomination for president in 2008. And I’ve already got the can’t-lose winning strategy: next year, when the nomination race heats up, I’m going to legally change my name to Unnamed Democrat. I’ll then mop the floor with any competition that comes along!

UPDATE: It seems someone beat me to it.

13 Comments

Stormy DragonMarch 22nd, 2006

I wouldn’t be so sure. I hear None of the Above is going to be pretty competetive in the 2008 Democrat Primary.

tgirschMarch 22nd, 2006

Nah. “None of the Above” is generally favored by right-leaning Libertarian types. He’d do better in the GOP primaries. Maybe SayUncle can run with that strategy! (He turns 35 this year, too…)

kevinMarch 23rd, 2006

I have nothing to add other than mild shock that you are older than me.

Oh, and if I change my name to Good Economy, can have Treasury?

TedMarch 23rd, 2006

Well, since I clearly have much more life experience than you guys, and am therefore more qualified for the job, I am going to launch a preemptive strike and run under the name “President elect”.

SayUncleMarch 23rd, 2006

Wow! Unnamed Democrat v. None of the Above might be a close race.

tgirschMarch 23rd, 2006

Uncle:

Probably so. We already know how close Dumb Republican vs. Charmless Democrat was… :)

FredMarch 23rd, 2006

How do those dumb republicans figure out ways to keep on beating those charmless democrats? Must be that most voters are dumb. Right?

tgirschMarch 23rd, 2006

Dumb, no. But ignorant, in many cases yes.

For example, I know a number of pro-choice Republicans who voted for Bush because they were certain that all his anti-abortion rhetoric was just pandering to voters, but that he would never really do anything to restrict access or to try to overturn Roe. That’s just plum ignornace.

FredMarch 23rd, 2006

Yes it was ignorance. Bush has shown over and over again that he means what he says. Good for him.

tgirschMarch 23rd, 2006

Fred:

Like when he said he was going to reduce spending? Or like when he said we can afford the tax cuts without expanding the deficit or the debt? Or like when he said he would fund No Child Left Behind? Oh, nevermind…

The point, however is not just that it was ignorance, but that it was common ignorance. Another good example was the general lack of public knowledge of why Kerry infamously changed his $87.1 billion vote (which is as much on Kerry for failing to succinctly explain it as it is no the media for not doing so, and the public for not learning) — if more people knew he changed his vote only after accountability requirements were removed, many of them would have viewed the change in a more positive light.

TedMarch 23rd, 2006

tgirsch: “For example, I know a number of pro-choice Republicans who voted for Bush because they were certain that all his anti-abortion rhetoric was just pandering to voters, but that he would never really do anything to restrict access or to try to overturn Roe. That’s just plum ignornace.”

Hmmm, as I fit the description above (at the time of the first election anyway), I guess I am one of the ignorant. I was not (as apparently you were) able to look into Bush’s soul and understand his true intent on the subject. Shame on me.

tgirschMarch 23rd, 2006

Ted:
I was not (as apparently you were) able to look into Bush’s soul and understand his true intent on the subject.

Actually, all you had to do was believe what he said. Admittedly, it’s out of character for me to believe what Bush says about anything. :)

I have a cynical-but-simple litmus test for promises made by Bush: If he promises to do something I like, I don’t believe him. If he promises to do something I don’t like, it’s a good bet he intends to uphold that promise. ;)

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