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Today’s Holiday Time-Waster

by tgirsch

December 13th, 2006

UPDATE: Try “Mrs. Claus” and “rap” and “Bush”

stone December 16th, 2006
This Santa’s magically delicious! Try these: vanish, hide, ride deer, punch elf, burn tree, burn chair, riverdance, hula, spit milk, strip, skip, brokeback, slow motion, pig latin, monkey, who are you, you suck, you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re funny, are you real, cry, pout, die, kill, sleep, snore, golf, ball, balls, squat, rope elf, decorate tree, give me a present, bring me a woman, break present, shadowbox, levitate, scream, wax on, karate, john wayne, kick up your heels and subservient chicken (hilarious!).