Christmas Lyric of the Day
by KTKDecember 24th, 2006
OK - I’ve got one, too.
My favorite Christmas carol is this:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleepAnd I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!
This is a great Christmas carol for several reasons. For one, it carries with it the poignant imminence of the kid’s realization that there is no Santa Claus. The singer doesn’t quite get it yet, but you know they’ll figure it out soon enough, and the hook to the song is that the audience clearly realizes what the kid doesn’t yet know. I can’t stress enough the importance to a good Christmas carol of a firm denial of belief in mythical beings with supernatural powers. The added fact that Santa is a quasi-religious character (deriving from “Saint Nicholas”, an historical Catholic figure) embodying certain Christ-like traits makes this one of the rare, and therefore precious, pro-atheist Christmas carols.
On a similar note, it carries with it the distant implication of the kid’s eventual sexual awakening, which is the second-most important element of a good Christmas carol. When the singer finally realizes what was really going on with Mommy and Santa Claus, Christmas is going to take on a whole new meaning.
And finally, there is the true nature of that under-mistletoe action, discernible only to the adult mind. I mean, figure it: if the kid actually saw “Santa Claus” with a “beard so snowy white”, that means that Daddy must have been dressed up as Santa to put presents under the tree while the kid was supposed to be asleep, which means that Daddy wears a Santa costume for reasons that have nothing to do with entertaning children, and further, we surmise from the kid’s description of Mommy’s reaction, that turns Mommy on. Here we have the true meaning of the song, and the essence of its Christmas-carol magnificence: Mommy and Daddy are into Santa Claus dress-up kink! Now that’s the spirit of Christmas!
So, I give you the world’s greatest Christmas carol: free-thinking, realist, kinda sexy, and perverted! Everything I want Christmas to be!
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What about this song: Granma got run over by a reindeer…
Happy Christmas !
Not all Christmas songs are “carols.” Some are just Christmas songs. I don’t think “I saw Mama kissing Santa Claus” qualifies as a “carol.”
Merry Christmas.
I think, for possibly the first time ever, I agree with Fred…
Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Bwah! Great post. Have to say, those, I prefer Kip Adotta’s slightly more perverted twist on the song, “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus.”
Perverted is the right word.
Fred:
Don’t judge the song until you’ve heard it. In the end of Adotta’s song, it’s mommy who’s dressed like Santa. All of the perversion turns out to be in the mind/imagination of the listener. Or, in this case, the one who’s never listened.
You are the one who said it was perverted.
Well, we can see who won the American battle between the Christian St Nick and the more pagan-derived Father Christmas, so it’s already a little more complicated than that, isn’t it? In fact, compared to Easter, Xmas is a pagan holiday.
Tgirsch, I believe your phrase “perverted twist” is rather ingenious. Being familiar with the song, it was clear to me you were referring to the misdirection of the song title and not passing judgement on the characters within the song. However, the phrase does have an alternate meaning, one which traps the bigot in his prejudice, only to have his preconceived notions of right and wrong shattered when the undeniable truth is finally revealed.
For me, the coup de grace is that Fred posted his response on December 25. A black heart remains black, even on Christmas day.
“Xmas is a pagan holiday.”
Pagans celebrate the birth of Christ? I didn’t know that.
“A black heart remains black, even on Christmas day.”
You’re right. The black heart of the sinful pervert does remain black, even on Christmas Day. It would be great if the pervert would turn from his wicked ways and receive forgiveness from the One who came to redeem us from our sins.
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