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I Passed the Test!
Posted by KTK

I missed a few, but I made it into the top category!

19

 

0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.

 

Hat Tip: Chris Clarke at Pandagon, who claims he got a 2. I’ve met him and he probably did. Wanker.

February 26th, 2007 General, Bloggin | 6 comments

6 Comments »

  1. Number9 writes:

    This is a huge surprise. Congratulations.

    Comment 2/26/2007

  2. tgirsch writes:

    #9:

    Did you take the test?

    I’m surprised that my score was only a 5. Although I think it would be more accurate if someone else answered the questions.

    Comment 2/26/2007

  3. Stormy Dragon writes:

    I got a much lower score than I would have if the questions hadn’t been largely qualified as applying to the workplace. I like and respect my coworkers quite a lot. My assholery seems to be largely reserved for society at large.

    Oh, and the one question: I secretly take pleasure in the misfourtune and suffering of other.

    How am I supposed to answer that one? There’s nothing secret at all about my schadenfreude.

    Comment 2/26/2007

  4. Number9 writes:

    I took it for you tgirsch. 0. I guess I am the anti-asshole.

    Comment 2/27/2007

  5. Ted writes:

    KTK, I hope you are very young and thus will have the opportunity to outgrow this vestige of youth.

    Stormy, I concur with Richard Trench’s comments on your particular affliction.

    Now pardon me, I must get back to my negotiations with Chanel. They are waiting for me in my loo..

    Comment 2/27/2007

  6. Stormy Dragon writes:

    Who’s Richard Trench?

    Comment 2/27/2007

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