NASCAR
Posted by
tgirsch
I haven’t laughed this hard in a VERY long time:
Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again.
It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
-- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
Ah, that was good. I need more Onion in my life…
Comment 9/19/2007
Ironically, right before I got to your piece, I saw a headline on Yahoo. Something about how, after much anticipation, Junior has revealed his new number. Hot damn, I can finally sleep again, knowing that issue has been resolved.
Comment 9/19/2007
Ha, that was so good, I got the missus to mute the NHL replay from last season!
Comment 9/19/2007
I once had an idea for a C-NASCAR (Clockwise NASCAR) circuit. It’d be just like regular NASCAR except all of the races would be run in the opposite direction from regular NASCAR.
The primary benefit of the new circuit would be providing an excuse for endless arguments about which of NASCAR and C-NASCAR is the superior sport. =P
Comment 9/20/2007