Ooooh, Crazy Spam
Posted by
Kevin
Got this in my inbox this morning:
The Clintons and the “Mainstream Media” have been hiding their involvement in the creation of the man-made pandemic called AIDS and that this dread disease serves Jewish interests. And they have hidden the truth that they exported poison blood from an Arkansas prison for injection into the arms of black school children in Africa , to fulfill China’s Africa Policy: exterminate the indigineous population to make room for wave upon wave of Chinese immigrants yet to come.
Once China occupies Africa, they will seize control of the Mediterranean Sea and choke off America ’s primary source of energy. This is the reason the Jews (disguised as environmentalists) have not allowed America to drill domestically for oil or build nuclear power plants for decades. And once China controls the Mediterranean Sea, they can turn the continent of Europe red with communism and the blood of Christians, and finally fulfill the Jew’s eternal goal: to plant the head of the Pope on a pole in Vatican City in sight of the Holy See.
This is so close to the perfect right wing conspiracy theory, except that the UN and Muslims aren’t involved.This is so close to the lean book from Regnery Press: I am sorry, Mr. Crazy-Chinese-Jewish-Clinton-Environmentalist-Conspiracy-Guy, I am afraid that you haven’t fully met the high standards here at Regnery Press. How could there be such a complex conspiracy that involved neither UN or Islamofascists? However, we do feel that the work shows promise and with a little more research could be turned into a publishable manuscript. We look forward to hearing from you in the future, but I am afraid we will have to reluctantly pass for now.
As a side note, should it worry me that this obviously insane diatribe has fewer typos and malapropisms than my average post?
what, no flying saucer nazis from the center of the hollow earth? fuggeddaboudit…………..
Comment 10/25/2007
No, what should worry you is that your faux-publication rejection letter has the type of accuracy that can only be mimicked by someone who has personally received quite a few.
Comment 10/25/2007
And not even a mention of the trilateral commission.
Comment 10/25/2007
You didn’t mention the source of this information…I’d be curious as to who generates it.
The most extraordinary thing about the post above is it makes Lyndon LaRouche seem credible by comparison, a truly remarkable accomplishment in and of itself.
Comment 10/25/2007
…starring Leonardo DiCaprio!
Comment 10/25/2007