Man, I hate the primary season:

In third grade, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want To Be a President.’ His third grade teacher: Fermina Katarina Sinaga “asked her class to write an essay titled ‘My dream: What I want to be in the future.’ Senator Obama wrote ‘I want to be a President,’ she said.” [The Los Angeles Times, 3/15/07]

In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want to Become President.’ “Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama’s kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, ‘I Want To Become President,’ the teacher said.” [AP, 1/25/07 ]

Even more damning, in the first grade Obama wrote an essay entitled “I want to be a firefighter” and in the second grade wrote an essay entitled “I want to be the first baseman for the White Sox”. Now, I ask you, how can we trust such an inconsistent, blow with the wind, bend with the polls, flip-flopper like that?

It’s all in the grade school essay people! And what kindergartener can spell “Become.” Such plagiarism at such a young age can only stand in mute condemnation of Obama’s lack of ethics and sickening desire to win at all costs. I mean, has anyone even seen Obama’s permament record? What does he have to hide by keepingthat secret, I wonder! Is it irresponsible to speculate that Obama’s grade school history shows a pattern of abusing small, furry animals and drug use? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!