Allow me to take this opportunity to stand athwart history yelling “Go!”

Oh - sorry. Unsympathetic? Yeah, I give a shit.

I hope they tattoo a warning sign on his ass before they bury him in some place I can piss on without getting my feet wet. With any luck, though, it’ll be a two-fer: poor George Will must be traumatized at the thought of facing the inevitable failure of everything he ever wanted with nobody left to hold his hand. I’ll gladly volunteer to read “Howl” at both their funerals.