So, back in 1998, my Dad gave me $1,000 to put into an IRA. Being young and irresponsible, but not that irresponsible, I put it into the IRA as suggested (divided evenly between a growth and income fund and a large cap value fund*), but did almost nothing with it since. I have since contributed a grand total of $75 additional to the fund. I have never withdrawn anything from the fund.

That makes my cost basis on that account $1,075. As of today, the balance in that account is $1,203.13, a profit of $128.13, and an ROI of 11.9%. Considering the age of the account (ten years), that makes my annual yield a whopping 1.1%! Whoooo! Notwithstanding the tax benefits of an IRA, I’d have been better off putting this into a freakin’ savings account, or better yet, a CD.

This is intriguing to me, because if I had been actively investing in this account, it would have made the cost basis much more difficult to calculate, and I’d have no idea just how poorly it was doing.

At any rate, it’s awfully tempting to shake the proverbial Etch-A-Sketch, roll this IRA into some other accounts (preferably ones that don’t suck), and hope for better returns in the future. Any suggestions?

* If you’re interested, the two funds are SCDGX and KDCSX.

UPDATE: I should note that this isn’t the sum total of my savings — far from it. It’s just an account that I opened ten years ago and largely forgot about. I understand the ups and downs of the market, but none of my other long-term investment accounts are doing quite as poorly as these. Although I do need to also start contributing to this IRA, since it’s a Roth, and the long-term tax benefits are potentially substantial.