A Tasteful Choice for VP
by KTKAugust 31st, 2008
Philosoraptor nails it:
John McCain has revealed that his apparent choice of Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidential running-mate was, as many observers predicted, a carefully-staged hoax. “Yeah, right,” McCain campaign manager Rick Davis said of Palin, laughing with reporters. “As if! What do we look like, a bunch of complete lackwits? You guys will believe anything.”
McCain’s actual running mate will be a ham sandwich.
The sandwich, said by analysts to be “a little light on the ham,” has never held any public office and is incapable of speech or rational thought. It is thought that the choice will solidify McCain’s credentials as a “maverick.”
John McCain makes decisions with his gut,” said Davis. “That’s what Americans like, right?”
Some Democrats questioned whether a sandwich was qualified to be the Vice President of the United States, let alone President if anything should happen to McCain, 72.
Republican spokesmen fired back that any attempt to criticize the sandwich in any way would constitute a display of bigotry.
Read the rest. It gets better.
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