Today’s entry is Rudolph the Red Noses Reindeer. Because when you have kids, you get to watch all the old classics all over again. Besides, for a commercial ditty, it has a nice message about not judging people by their appearances. Though, now that I am watching the show with my entranced tots as I blog, it becomes clear that I had somehow completely forgotten that this thing sucks. No one can sing, no one can say a line without trying to eat the scenery, and that stop-motion animation is giving me seasickness. The Abdominal Snowman is the most subtle performance in the show. Plus, Rudolph’s Dad is a complete dick.

Still, it does have a really good message.

You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You could even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer,
You’ll go down in history.