Quote of the Day, 2008-03-14
Posted by tgirsch

A fine example of IOKIYAR, summed up by TPM commenter EM:

What drives me crazy is how this could have been avoided so easily if Wright was the slightest bit media-savvy. Had he merely controlled his tongue and limited himself to advocating an attack on Iran to encourage massive worldwide Muslim attacks leading to a fulfillment of the biblical prophecy of end-times and bringing about Armageddon and the summary slaughter of every Jew, Muslim, Catholic, and non-believer on the planet while rapturing him and his flock up to heaven, then followed it up by denouncing Catholics as cult members and blaming Hurricane Katrina on gay people, this story wouldn’t be metastasizing like this. One five minute milquetoast repudiation by Obama and it would all be behind him.

But what does Wright do instead? He spews this vile “God damn America” bile. What a psycho.

Double-standard? What double-standard?!

March 14th, 2008 | Politics, Weekend Flame Bait, News & Current Events | 58 comments

I Crack Me Up
Posted by tgirsch

A couple of weeks ago, I was discussing auto racing with a few colleagues. Specifically, we were discussing the IRL/CART merger. It should be no secret that I much prefer open-wheel road racing. But a colleague, who’s a big fan of taxi cabs playing bumper cars while driving around in circles, err, NASCAR, was boasting about how many of the top open wheel drivers like Jacques Villeneuve, Dario Franchitti, and Juan Pablo Montoya were all making the switch to NASCAR. My initial response was that I want those open-wheel drivers with foreign names to start dominating the circuit, just to piss off all the rednecks. But I immediately realized that this isn’t what I really want. Quoth me:

No, what I really want is for a black Muslim driver in the #666 ACLU Toyota to start winning all the races.

Heh. That would make some good-ole-boy heads explode powerful quick!

UPDATE: Between comments from readers and friends, there are a few important refinements. The driver should also be openly gay, and instead of a Toyota, the car should be a Renault (French car).

March 14th, 2008 | Sports, Humor, Auto Racing | 13 comments

Difference Maker
Posted by tgirsch

I was unable to watch this without imagining Uncle blustering angrily. That didn’t stop me from laughing my ass off, however:

Meanwhile, in other guns in bars news. Of course, if more people in the bar had been armed, I’m sure the situation would have been much more orderly, and fewer people would have gotten hurt. I mean, it’s just common sense.

March 14th, 2008 | Libertarian Problem Solving, Weekend Flame Bait, Humor | 10 comments